Since I've been using my Nike+ incredibly avidly, I would like to implement all of it's features. For example, it boasts the use of a "PowerSong". This PowerSong (no space) is to be used as a motivational device to help you through the hardest part of your workout. Since I work out so hard, I will need AT LEAST 8 power songs, but that's beside the point.
So, I've been brainstorming what my PowerSong should be.
Then I had a brilliant idea.
I can select ANYTHING by Akon. Anything at all. You see, Akon has a way of repeating himself incessantly. By choosing any Akon composition, I will easily hypnotize myself by singing-along the same two or three words over and over and over. Then, I will effortlessly run/ jog/ walk for eons. And all of eternity.
This is better than Kanye's Work Out Plan!
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