There's something about the word guilty that is just so severe. Even, for instance, if you are only guilty of a (minor) parking violation. Guilty!?! Gosh. That's harsh. I didn't even get a jury!
Say, for example, you happen to park on the street at night outside of a dive bar in the next state over because Carlos made you... are you truly guilty? Must I check that small little box and admit my guilt to the state of New York? Can't I just say that I was looking for a waffle? Honest. What if my friend doesn't even remember the ticket incident the next day... am I still guilty??
First, they make you admit your shameful guilt. Next, they take your $25.
Tell meeeeeeeee what y'all want from meeeeeeeee... I'm not guiltyyyyyyyyyy.
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